i want extreme intimate-but-still platonic bffs-for-life jasico right now
like i was them to have a slightly less ridiculous “JD and turk” kind of relationship. i want jason and piper to come back from their honeymoon and jason is immediately tackle-hugged by nico and they’re just like oozing affection all over each other while piper just deadpans to annabeth “maybe someday he’ll love me like that”
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
oh dear lord
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
Why do you keep talking about your boss like he’s your father?
Book Quotes: Order of the Phoenix
"I know [Umbridge] by reputation and I’m sure she’s no Death Eater."
#this is my favourite bit of behind the scenes characterisation of Remus ever#because the Remus that the trio knows is quiet and polite and would never bad-mouth a peer#even Snape who has proven himself to be deserving of bad-mouthing#Remus still goes out of his way to speak about him as polite and objectively as possible#but here#this#can you imagine?#Remus and Sirius sitting around Grimmauld Place drinking Fire Whiskey and talking smack#Remus swearing and coming up with really creative insults about what a horrible person Umbridge is#Remus not being this perfect shining example of how civilized a werewolf can be#but being rude and disgruntled around Sirius#because it’s Sirius#and he can do this around Sirius#because there’s nobody left who knows him like this#I know nobody ever reads these things#but this is the type of behind the scenes glimpse into a secondary character that I live off (via theabsentear)
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.
This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever
All these pages are 8.5x11, 300 dpi. Feel free to print it out in full size if you like physical copies
Comics and Comic Artists
Scott McCloud’s “Making Comics” (entirely done in comic format)
MUGGLEBORN ELSA WHO INITIALLY GETS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT MAGIC AND FINDS OUT SHE CAN DO REALLY SPECIAL MAGIC
MUGGLEBORN ELSA WHO STARTS GETTING OSTRACIZED BY SHITTY PUREBLOODS ABOUT BEING ABLE TO DO THE SPECIAL MAGIC
MUGGLEBORN ELSA WHO STOPS GIVING A FUCK AND STARTS FREEZING THE SHITTY PUREBLOODS STRAIGHT IN THE GODDAMN FACE
HOLY SHIT OH YM GOD OH MY OG DFLSKDFJASSLDFKJDFSA
Why is swimming anime called “free!” What are they being freed from
90% of their clothing.